A cousin, upon hearing I had written a book that might have vampires in it, asked: “Is it a self-help book?”
Which begs the question: is there a new mashup genre here that the flailing publishing industry could capitalize on, with me leading the way, of course. Proposing the following series:
Volume 1: The self-help book for vampires–finding a high-protein diet in a whole wheat world.
Volume 2: The self-help guide for the potential victims of vampires. When your sweetheart has a bad case of “overbite.”
Volume 3: How to find a dead-sexy vampire (which might or might not be a redundancy).